bootycaller:

ok new rule i’m allowed to have a million internet crushes but you guys aren’t allowed to like each other you’re only allowed to like me

bryko:

When people immediately hate musicals because they’re musicals

yummytomatoes:

couldn’t help myself 
some update daves 

thatskidding:

HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE

kingcheddarxvii:

I was looking at a friend’s house and had a Gatsby moment

commissionergorgon:

I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.

thedagron:

My villagers gave me a nickname